Bro was cookin' for real

And that goes for both you and the guy doin' the marshmallows

I don't know man. I like the art direction, but the humor just ain't hitting it for me. Just kinda feels like I'm eaves-dropping on someone's conversation, and zoning-out until something different happens. It's like the opposite of attention grabbing.

But I guess I can't complain because a lot of people like it enough that there's already 10 episodes of this "zone-out comedy".

I just...you don't...stop it, get some help.

Even though it's a bit early to leave a review, I have to say the engine for this game feels so much better than any of the previous Tankmas games. That gap year really helped Tankmas in the long run.

My only issue so far isn't even about the game itself. My slow ass 5mbps internet speed can't even load the game anymore, and it just hangs on the loading screen forever. It's almost like it times-out my connection after a while.

I've found a workaround by using my much faster mobile data, but a proper fix would go a long way for people who don't have the best internet connection.

That's all I have for now. Might update this review as the games goes on

Dec 5th: OMG they have dash dancing! 11/10 best game

Dec 7th: I can finally load the game using my crappy Canadian internet! It's a Tankmas miracle!

There's a part of me that really wants to love this game, but needing to constantly hold the top left or top right of the screen while doing tight platforming with WASD + space ain't gelling with me.

Something about the movement also feels way too sensitive for what feels at times like single-tile precision platforming. Often times I was massively overshooting a platform after a wall-jump and hitting a spike trap. Although, it could be because I'm not used to playing a platformer with with just my left hand on my keyboard.

All and all. Most of my issues would be fixed if the camera followed the character as they moved around the stage, and when the player stops they could then adjust the frame to capture the picture.

Oh fuck! I passed-out and woke-up in 2003!

Sucks that Ruffle has a few problems with flash files on Linux. I'm pretty sure I got all the achievements, but none of them got unlocked (plus they all have garbled text).

Pretty fun experience! Wish there was more, but what's there is really good.

Had to listen to it multiple times because I kept tuning-out and just listening to those sick beats.

As someone who first heard you from the ReGOONion song, I got immediately hooked. Then in another song when you mentioned your old deleted stuff. That lead me down a big rabbit hole, and made me love your work even more. Point is, I'm glad you decided to come back and bless us with more dope ass tunes.

Amazing that you got Grant Kirkhope on-board the goon train (wait, that doesn't soun-). Can't wait to hear what he has to offer. Same with the album art. Can't wait to hear your album when it comes out.

Lastly, pretty great tip about using a PC when starting-out music making. I was thinking of doing some myself (one of these days when I'm bored of drawing, and animating, and 3D modelling, and...), and that was pretty much the exact idea I had. Just playing around with the default instruments like a monkey until I eventually find something that sounds good. Then experimenting with audio recorders to expand my instrument variety. Music theory be damned.

Sorry if this was the longest review you've seen on Newgrounds. I tend to do that a lot on accident, but that just means I'm passionate ok!

Good luck with the album, and I'm saving this because I like those beats. You can't stop me!

As someone who owns multiple laptops with Intel HD Graphics GPUs, I can say this is very relatable.

You know it's a quality GPU when a mid-spec PC from the mid-2000s with an AMD or Nvidia GPU can beat all my early 2010s laptops no problem.

By far the most offensive thing about this song is the full 30 seconds of nothing at the very end

Damn, Reggie's got that THICC fruit by the foot!

Finally! Someone who actually agrees with me!

Sonic 1, 3&K, and CD are all better than Sonic 2!

HOLY JESUS GRANDMA!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

Nice character btw. Very cute. I also like how even though you didn't draw the line between the torso and the sleeve, and the line to separate the feet, you can still tell that they're separated. Normally this would turn a character into a blob when you don't draw these important lines, but it somehow works in your style.

Nicely done!

Hopefully things go well in the Secret Santa this year. I stopped doing it in favour of doing my own thing.